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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:16
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
What is Opec+ up to? - Financial Times
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is This a Real-Life ‘Jaws’ Situation? - AOL.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Greetings from Warsaw, Poland, where the flags are flying ahead of a key election - NPR
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Pokémon Go Jangmo-o Community Day guide - Polygon
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Is an apple a day really good for your health? - BBC
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Wall Street floods into Bitcoin Futures as CME trader count hits all-time high - AMBCrypto
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Apple Seeds Second Developer Betas of iOS 26 and iPadOS 26 - MacRumors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Your Apple Watch Is About to Get a Pretty Cool New Ability - Yahoo
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Do you have any problem dating a younger man?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
It’s true, cutting calories will make you depressed - The Times
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
So they tried